Monday, 5 July 2010

Day 6 - Sat 3rd July - Lazy Day

Truly a lazy day... We all got up late around 11am and did nothing but hang by the pool and read.

We're saving ourselves for tomorrows big day... The trip to Cairo to see the Pyramids, cruise down the Nile and eat lunch in the Hard Rock Cafe... CAN'T WAIT!!

We have to be up and in the lobby by 4.30am for the flight, so we need an early night, but I'm not sure how well we will all sleep given we've done nothing all day, and slept for 10 hours...

We're getting showered & changed for dinner but things should be quite uneventful tonight.

Later tonight we are picking up the DVD of yesterdays boat trip to Ras Mohammed - should be funny and only cost a few English pounds.

It's 4.46am on Sunday morning and thought I'd add an update to yesterdays uneventful day...

We went for dinner as planned, it was busier than previous days as we now have to queue to get in, but it's only a 5 min wait.

We were part way thru when a family came in and "mum" was obviously dressing up for the occasion. She was a bit undertall for her weight with a face that looked like a bulldog, chewing a wasp, licking pee off a nettle... Despite her age, she desperately was trying to cling onto her youth, however she only hung onto her dress sense, or lack of it... Would have been fine if she was going to an 80s disco somewhere in Essex.

So, she sits with her family waiting to go up to the buffet when Sam turns to me and says "oh my God that womans nipple is hanging out... She saw me looking and put it back in!". So for the next 10 mins or so this was the topic of conversation between us, in-between casting furtive glances to see if said nipple was trying to escape again. At one point she lent forward and I swear both were out like they were hunting for water in a desert. About 10 mins later she got up to get food and as she walked past, one was out again... I though no one can be that insensitive, and sure enough she wasn't, she just happened to have a nipple shaped sunburn in just the wrong place after all!!!

Also, Sam wanted the same attention I was getting from the waiters because I was giving tips. So we found a 20LE note (worth around £3 prob less) and we waited until the waiter appeared. She hesitated and he was gone so waited for the next chance... This time she almost gave him the note but was just too embarrassed lol. Eventually she handed him the note like a right shy person - but it was a really good tip so she needn't have been so shy. Bless she does try that's why I love her!

Bye for now!

Cheers
Stootz

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